I'm not. I've just been busy with this little (big) guy. Calloway Meloy Mankoski. Born March 7th at 9:05 AM. 8 pounds 15 ounces and 20 inches long. I'll write out his birth story at some point, I swear. It didn't go as I'd hoped and prepared for, but in the end I'm satisfied with having a chubby, milky-breathed pudding cup of a baby in my arms.